As some of you are aware, I contribute zingers to David Letterman's monologue on a daily basis. Naturally, around 99.9999998% of them do not get chosen. Thus, rather than allow these jokes to rot, I've decided to add a new segment to Sunny Side - Rejected Letterman Joke (or Jokes) of the Day.
Why were they rejected? You decide...
Blackouts have been occuring all over the Northeast, but luckily only affected those who can still afford electricity.
George W. Bush paid a surprise visit to troops in Baghdad, pretty much just to sheepishly say "my bad, fellas."
Scientists found a two-thousand year-old brain in Britain, which just makes you wish scientists would stop bugging Larry King on his vacations.